Here’s the thing, GG. I’ve been really good this past year, volunteering my time to help people set up their websites, working hard, and generally launching my writing career into the stratosphere. That took a lot of work.
After all that work, GG, I think I need a break. I mean, if you took one look at my Economic Action Plan, you would know that I am the type to get things done. If by getting things done you meant shopping.
So, Your Majesty (I’m too lazy to look up the honorific, plus I am on extreme cold medication), please grant me a proroguing of my life until March. This much needed break with coincide well with the fact that I know I’ll be winning the lottery in that month.
Awaiting your answer with bated breath, I remain,
Common Canadian in Need of Proroguing.