OK all of you man-lovers out there. It’s visual treat time.

I have decided to randomly put up posts with hot, muscular, beefy, sexy men. I am doing this as a public service to all of humanity as there are just not enough places to see these perfect models of the human physique.

This page is entirely meant to objectify the people portrayed in it. No question. They are just slabs of man flesh for our consumption, as it should be.

Candidate #1:

While a little sickly for my taste, weakness caused by anorexia may keep him from running away. That’s hot.

Candidate #2:

Because there’s something about Slavic-looking men in white shirts that reaches back to my Goth days and pulls out a horny teenager. NOMNOMNOMNOM.

Candidate #3:

Because it takes me back to hitting rewind on the volleyball scene in “Top Gun” so many times we almost destroyed my friend’s VCR.

That’s it for today, folks. Tune in next time for another stampede of hot man-flesh. Meow.