Comments on: How Doth Twilight Sucketh? Let Me Count The Ways… http://www.abitofmylife.com/how-doth-twilight-sucketh-let-me-count-the-ways/ The online diary of a political ranter, rabid feminist, and left wingnut socialist. Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:18:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Mural http://www.abitofmylife.com/how-doth-twilight-sucketh-let-me-count-the-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-97 Mural Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:18:01 +0000 http://www.abitofmylife.com/?p=35#comment-97 Lestat is the ultimate vampire, he's the reason why I adore vampires. LOL. Anyway, Lestat is a character written by Anne Rice and he appears in books such as Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire, Lestat and Queen of the Damned. Edward Cullen is a vampire created by Stephenie Meyer who is a "vegetarian" and is in love with a human. lol I love it. Lestat is the ultimate vampire, he’s the reason why I adore vampires. LOL. Anyway, Lestat is a character written by Anne Rice and he appears in books such as Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire, Lestat and Queen of the Damned. Edward Cullen is a vampire created by Stephenie Meyer who is a “vegetarian” and is in love with a human. lol I love it.

]]> By: corn-n-beans http://www.abitofmylife.com/how-doth-twilight-sucketh-let-me-count-the-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-90 corn-n-beans Thu, 26 Aug 2010 02:02:07 +0000 http://www.abitofmylife.com/?p=35#comment-90 I was compelled to find how one would come up with the so called “fresh idea” of glittering vampires and turns out the author had what most developing boys have...a wet dream. Before I could trick-smack about the series, I trudged through the book and painfully waited for the movies ending. Needless to say, in my opinion, this has almost killed the vampire genre. If there’s any good to come of this is that this nauseating series gives any and all would-be authors hope of there stuff ever being published. Oh yeah, and did I yet mention Twilight sucks big, floppy donkey testicles? *throws the lifeless book out window and lands in neighbors dog-shat blotted yard* I was compelled to find how one would come up with the so called “fresh idea” of glittering vampires and turns out the author had what most developing boys have…a wet dream. Before I could trick-smack about the series, I trudged through the book and painfully waited for the movies ending. Needless to say, in my opinion, this has almost killed the vampire genre. If there’s any good to come of this is that this nauseating series gives any and all would-be authors hope of there stuff ever being published.
Oh yeah, and did I yet mention Twilight sucks big, floppy donkey testicles? *throws the lifeless book out window and lands in neighbors dog-shat blotted yard*

]]> By: Nachfangen http://www.abitofmylife.com/how-doth-twilight-sucketh-let-me-count-the-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-53 Nachfangen Wed, 21 Apr 2010 11:40:52 +0000 http://www.abitofmylife.com/?p=35#comment-53 I love this review. Haven't read the books, haven't seen the movies. The entire concept of vampires as 'white knight' heroes is utterly repulsive to me. This whole modern lean toward vamps as 'cool' is, to say the least, unsettling. Glitterboi vampires? *ROFL* I had to read that three times in three separate reviews before I would even believe it. *chokes on laughter* On a lighter note, did you know that the actor who plays Eddie *HATES TWILIGHT AS MUCH AS YOU DO*?? Unfortunately he got suckered into the contract before he ever read the series. Talk about not doing your research... Good work, good review. I'll toss your link to friends so they can laugh too. N. I love this review.

Haven’t read the books, haven’t seen the movies. The entire concept of vampires as ‘white knight’ heroes is utterly repulsive to me. This whole modern lean toward vamps as ‘cool’ is, to say the least, unsettling.

Glitterboi vampires? *ROFL* I had to read that three times in three separate reviews before I would even believe it. *chokes on laughter*

On a lighter note, did you know that the actor who plays Eddie *HATES TWILIGHT AS MUCH AS YOU DO*?? Unfortunately he got suckered into the contract before he ever read the series.
Talk about not doing your research…

Good work, good review. I’ll toss your link to friends so they can laugh too.

N.

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